Total Medals Earned: 25 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 205 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Get your first faceful of pavement
Land a Combo of 5 or more
Land a Combo of 15 or more
Land a Combo of 25 or more
Land a Combo of 40 or more
Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/380 points)
Start the game
Get the beer
Get the flower
Get the key
Get the matches
Get the newspaper
Get the oxygen tank
Get the rope
Find the screwdriver
Get the telescope
Get the wheel
End of chapter four
End of chapter one
End of chapter three
End of chapter two
End of prologue
End of chapter five
End of the game
It's okay just to be present sometimes
Watch credits
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/485 points)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/115 points)
Load the game
press play on the main menu
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/220 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
autoclicker
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.